- me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
- announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
i never understood in tv shows when they accidentally sent a text message to the whole school, first of all who has everybody in the school’s number, and secondly how do u even send mass text messages by accident
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*